Brahmin Utopia in Eurasia :
It is understood that recently all Brahmins assembled at Domivali where all four Sankaracharya , RSS cheap persons were specially invited . In this conference Catering Service was provided by Feku Catering and Tea Service and for entertainment Belly Dance Group Master Ramdev Baba of Patanjali was engaged .
All Brahmins unanimously passed following resolutions :
Resolution One : Hence forth No True Brahmin will call himself Hindu as Hindu means Nich as per definition given by Aryaman Brahmin Dayanad as he said Hindu is Gali given by Muslims .
Resolution Two : All Brahmins will leave Nich country Hindustan as they are Not Hindu and go back to their Arctic Home Eurasia the Great Vasco Di Gama of Aryan Brahmins BG Tilak found it for Brahmins . He will be prized with honor of Father of Eurasia and Savarkar and Hegadewar as Half Father of Eurasia each . .
Resolution Three : They will Declare That Eurasia as Brahmin Vedic State and Brahmin Vedic Dharm as State Religion and Manu Smrit as State Constitution . Manu Smriti Irani will be Custodian of Manu Smriti and it's implementation.
RSS Chef will be Chief Cook and always cook new new theories to spread and maintain Brahminism in Eurasia .
Resolution Four : All Sankaracharyas will be Poojaris and their Akhadas including Nange Brahmins will be doing Hom Havan for all Brahmins hence forth .
Resolution Five : Vedic Brahmin Dharm and Manu Smriti will be implemented strictly in words and spirit and therefore a true Brahmin Four Varn and Caste System with Uchnich , Bhedbhav , Asprustya and restriction on Brahmin Women rights will be strictly followed .
Chaturvedi , Choube Brahmins only will be call Brahmins .
Trivedi , Trivedi hence forth will be called Kshatriya
Dube , Vedi , Bedi will be called Vaishya
Mishra , Advani , Bajpai , Gadkari , Mahajan , Tilak , Savrkar , Godse , Hegadewar , Golvalkar , Fadnvis etc etc all remaining Brahmins hence forth will be called as Shudra as based on Gunkarm .
Resolution Six. Since New post of indra is created , it is resolved to import Narendra from Hindustan after purification by Ramdev Baba Patanjali Yoga for six month therapy , 3 month course of purification of only Gomutra and Gobar consumption as supplied by Ramdev's Patanjali grocery shop . Some Brahmins objected to calling Narendra from Hindustan as they said Narendra althoug have Indra in his name is OBC , Feku , and his famous Jumala is Na Khauga na Khanedunga exceptions Brahmins .
Shah and Sakshi , Avidhnath , are speciall taken as Fithfuls like Dogs to Swarg that is Utopia Eurasia of Brahmins as they have barked much in favor of Brahminism .And only Zuta Tv Z and Subhash Cahndra and his Zuti khabar expert staff will be allowd to have cable network .
All purification of sinful Brahmins will be done only with Gomutra and Gobar drinking and eating exclusively for three months .
Resolution Seven : For entertainment of Brahmin Lok Sabha that is Indra Sabha only Beautiful Brahmins Girls like hema Malini , Dixit , Rekha will be recruited as new Menaka , Rambha , Urvashi . Since this is Swarg , there is no need to work or do farming by any Brahmins and all Brahmins will be eating Cow Meat and Horse Meat of daily Gomedh and Aswhamedh and Drink Som Ras or Vodaka imported from Russia .
Aryan Followers of Hitler , Mussolini will not require any Visa for coming to their Swarg Utopia Eurasia .
In Eursaia each and every Brahmin will be on dhti only and women in only Sari no top . All will have Janeu , Shendi . Free Hom Havans foods .
Eurasia as a foreign policy decided that they will not have any link , relations with rest of the world since they have to keep up pure Brahmins , Brahminsm and Brahmin Dharm . However , some of the Hindus , Non Brahmins like CKP , Bhumihars , Divadhyana Brahmins , Devang Koshti etc who wear Janeu coping Brahmins will be adusted as Fifth Varn as Aati Shudra for their mentality .
It was also decided that people of Sarname Gandhi , Ambedkar and Raut , even if by change they are in remote Brahmins will not be allowed entry as their Gandhi - Ambeakr - Nativism is deadly against Brahmins . Godse Force will be deployed to eliminate them .
Such a happy state of Brahmins new found in Utopia Eurasia !
We Hindus and Hindustani give them Best Vishes , Happy Eurasia and Thank them for Quitting India as early as possible .
Our Message to Nation : Janeu Chhodo , Bharat Jodo